I just returned home from a 7 day on the NCL Epic. Here is my experience and advice. Feel free to ask any questions.
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Day 0 - Travel to Orlando
We flew in late Friday night and booked a hotel close to port for easy transfer in the AM. We took an Uber from the airport to the Country Inn right by the port. The uber ride was around $35 and we tipped a little extra for it being so far so late at night. (approx 1am). The hotel itself was nice, but the beds are terrible. I mean..TERRIBLE.
Day 1 - Embarkation Day
We took the 10:30 am transfer from the hotel to the port. They tell you not to arrive more than an hour before boarding, but it was the only time they had available. We arrived at the port a little before 11 and walked right into the terminal with no delays. Check in was super easy and we were given boarding group 10. They started boarding a little early and we were on the ship by a little after noon.
We were unable to reserve any meal reservation before hand, so our first goal was to get those placed. They directed everyone to headliners comedy club where they had multiple computers set up to do the reservations. We were able to get the days and times we wanted with no issues, including one that very evening.
Since we smoke, our next item was to find the smoking areas. For those interested, there are 3 of them on the Epic. Deck 16 aft at Spice H20 was the one we used the most. There was also one on deck 15 mid near the pools and bar. This one is smaller and was always crammed with people. The last option is the Casino, but you can only smoke there when playing, and the casino doesn't open until you hit international waters.
We were comfortably buzzed by the time we had our Muster Drill. 3pm in your designated location. It lasted roughly 1/2 hour. We were scheduled to leave at 4pm and the sail away party started right at 4. The boat however did not move. During the sail away party there was a Code Alpha announcement which we later found out was a medical emergency.
Around 5pm the captain came on and said we would be delayed due to the emergency. We later found out that a man had died of a heart attack and they delayed so that the family could take him off the ship while we were still in port.
We finally set sail around 9pm. We were worried that we would miss our first stop in the Bahamas, but the captain assured us that we would make it on time.
We spent the next couple hours checking things out and playing a little in the casino.
Day 2 - Bahamas
We were woken up in the AM by Mandy "your Cruise Director" letting us know that we were in the Bahamas and would be starting the tender process. Our excursion wasn't until the afternoon, so we were in no hurry to get off the ship. We went to the buffet for breakfast, and hung out on board a little. Around 10 we headed to deck 6 to get in line for tendering as we didn't have a group number we needed to be in. Let me tell you, that line was ridiculous. It stretched all the way from Aft to bow. We got lucky, and they opened up another tender in the front of the ship, so we only waited about 5 minutes to get on the tender.
The water there is beautiful, and since the island is owned by NCL, all drinks were free (we had the UBP). We spent the rest of the morning chilling on the beach and wading in the water. At 1:30 we headed to the info desk to start our excursion. A short 5 minute walk to the other side of the island and we were on a boat headed to another small island. It was only about a 5 minute boat ride to get there. When we arrived, we saw them in all their glory. Pigs! big beautiful pigs!
This is one of those excursions that you never have to do again, but it was super fun and an experience to say the least. You are provided with skewers with apples on the end and the pigs will swim right up to you and eat them. We spend a couple hours doing that, petting them, feeding them, and even holding them. Like I said, not something I ever need to do again, but a fun experience non the less.
After this, we headed back to the island and then back to the ship. Overall a very fun day.
Day 3 - Sea Day
This day was spent entirely in the casino. I was lucky enough to hit a decent jackpot early in the AM, so we had the money to play all day. Had this not happened, I have no idea what we would have done.
Day 4 - Ochos Rios, Jamaica
We decided not to do an excursion here, and just wander around. If you don't like to be hassled, do an excursion. If you can handle saying no 1000 times, feel free to wander around. We went to a few shops and had some drinks at Margaritaville. Then, since we were on vacation, decided to take a drive with a local guy and see some of the sights. He took us around to see the falls and to a great overlook where we could see the whole city below. He also had some decent weed, so that was nice. By about 1 o'clock we headed back to the ship for some food and a nap. Woke up around 5, had some dinner, and then back to bed for the night.
Day 5 - Grand Cayman
This was another tender port, but since we had an excursion, we had to be in the theater at 8:30 am. We were delayed a little as we had another Code Alpha the night before and they needed to do a medical evacuation. Tender process was pretty quick and we were on the island by 9:15/9:30. There are tents set up right at the dock to meet your tour. We walked a couple blocks and got on a boat with about 50 other people to do the Reef and Wreck Snorkel Adventure. Unfortunately the water was very choppy and the sun wasn't out so we didn't get to see the blue water that is in all the pictures. Once in the water though, you can see to the bottom really well and it was still a beautiful sight. The water there is very very salty, which was nice for buoyancy, but not fun to get in your mouth. This only lasted a couple hours, and we still had plenty of time to wander around town. We picked up some more souvenirs and then made our way to Burger King for some real food. PSA- it doesn't taste the same, but was still awesome.
After getting back on the boat, we decided we would take in a show. We ordered tickets from our room TV and chilled for a couple hours before the show. We saw Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Overall it was a pretty good show. If you are easily offended, skip it.
Day 6 - Cozumel
Another non excursion day. We walked around and did some shopping, nothing too exciting. The people were much less pushy that Jamaica, so that was nice. If you are planning on buying things here, don't get them at the shops right inside the port. Walk through the mall a little. The further you get from the boat, the cheaper they are. Also, feel free to haggle.
Day 7 - Sea Day
Another day in the casino. Didn't do as well, but still had enough to last all day. Overall an ok time.
Day 8 - Disembarkation
We booked a transfer to the airport through NCL. Our disembark time was approx 9:30 and they called us a little after 9. Getting off was super easy, and the new face recognition thing they use is really smooth. Luggage pickup was a clusterf*ck, but still only took us 10 minutes or so to get our luggage. Then everything stopped. The line to get on the buses to the airport was ridiculous. We waited almost an hour to get on board. The ride is about 45 minutes to the airport. We were luck enough to get on the bus with a driver who had never been to the airport before. How do they let this happen? It was a mess. We needed terminal A, but by the time she figured everything out we were in Terminal B and decided we would just walk over to A just to get off the bus. Personally, we will never use NCL's transfer again. I'd rather pay a little more for a taxi or Uber.
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Quick note on Dining - We ate at the Main dining once, specialty 3 time, and the rest was the buffet or O'sheehans. The main dining was actually very good. The buffet was fine, it was a buffet. Cagney's was amazing. La Cucina was my least favorite, should have just done Cagney's 3 times.
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The big question - Is the UBP worth it? Honestly, yes, but not because I'ma huge drinker. We probably didn't get enough drinks to cover the cost. The advantage is not having to worry about anything. No matter what you want, you just give them a card and its no cost. The convenience was worth more than the actual price of the drinks. Plus you don't have to check your account every day to make sure you aren't spending too much.
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Sorry this is long, but I wanted to give everyone a thorough review of my first cruise. Feel free to ask any questions and I'll be happy to answer.
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TL;DR - Went on a cruise, had fun. Prefer All-Inclusive Resorts though.

Link https://tstoaddicts.com/2019/03/13/in-game-update-classless-reunion-mini-event-is-live/
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I decided to make a list of every car that he's owned (that we know about at least) please correct me if I'm missing anything. (NOTE: Some of these cars have never been seen in video but have been mentioned.)
Aston Martin DBS (Casino Royale Gray)
Aston Martin DBS (Quantom Black)
Aston Martin DB11 Volante
Audi A4
Audi A6
Audi R8 Spyder
Audi TT
Bentley Continental GT Convertible
Bentley Continental GT Convertible
BMW 323i (Giveaway #1)
BMW 328i Convertible
BMW 7 Series
BMW E43 M3 (Giveaway #5)
BMW M3
BMW M6
BMW Z3M (Giveaway #3)
Dodge Challenger Hellcat
Dodge Challenger Hellcat Widebody
Dodge Viper ACR
Ferrari F430 Spyder
Ferrari 458
Ferrari 458 Spyder
Ferrari 488 Pista Spider
Ferrari 599
Ford F-150 (Gulf Livery)
Ford F-150 Raptor S
Ford GT (2005)
Honda S2000 (Giveaway #6)
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8
Kia Stinger GT1 (Rental Fleet)
Lamborghini Aventador
Lamborghini Aventador Roadster
Lamborghini Huracan Performante
Lincoln Navigator Black Label
McLaren 675LT
McLaren 675LT (MSO)
McLaren 720s (Launch Edition)
McLaren Senna
Maybach 57
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT-R
Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series
Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz E320 (Blown up)
Mercedes-Benz E550
Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG Wagon
Mercedes-Benz G550 4x4 Squared
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Silver)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Black)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Black)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (White on Red)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Blacked Out)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Gen II) (Lemon Lawed)
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG (Gen II)
Mercedes-Benz GLE63 Coupe
Mercedes-Benz S550
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe Edition 1
Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG
Mercedes-Benz SL55 AMG (Giveaway #4)
Mercedes-Benz SL63 AMG
Mercedes-Benz SLK
Mercedes-Benz SLR Convertible
Mercedes-Benz SLS
Mercedes-Benz SLS Convertible
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG Black Series
Mini Cooper S
Pagani Huayra 730s
Porsche 911 Carrera 4s (996)
Porsche 911 GT2 RS (991.2)
Porsche 911 GT3 (991)
Porsche 911 GT3 RS (991)
Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0 (997)
Porsche 911 R (991)
Porsche 918 Spyder
Porsche 918 Spyder Weissach
Porsche Carrera GT
Porsche Cayenne Turbo
Porsche Cayman GT4
Porsche Macan S
Range Rover HSI
Renault Clio
Rolls-Royce Ghost
Rolls-Royce Ghost Black Badge
Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe
Rolls-Royce Wraith
Scion XA
Smart Fortwo
Smart Fortwo (Giveaway #2)
Smart Fortwo (Electric)
Smart Fortwo Cabriolet
Tesla Model X P90D
Volkswagen Beetle RSI
Volkswagen Golf
Volkswagen Golf GTI (Rental Fleet)
Volkswagen Jetta
Volkswagen Jetta Turbo
Volkswagen Jetta VR6
Volkswagen Passat
ON ORDER -
Mercedes-Benz AMG GT 4-Door Coupe 73S (Unknown Delivery)
Rivian R1S
There are also plans to eventually purchase a Tesla Roadster, a luxury electric car, and a hypercar
Summary-
Manufacturer Breakdown - Aston Martin (X3) Audi (X4) Bentley (X2) BMW (X7) Dodge (X3) Ferrari (X4) Ford (X3) Honda (x1) Jeep (X1) Kia (X1) Lamborghini (X3) Lincoln (X1) McLaren (X4) Maybach (X1) Mercedes-Benz (X32) Mini (X1) Pagani (X1) Porsche (X12) Range Rover (X1) Renault (X1) Rolls-Royce (X4) Scion (X1) Smart (X4) Tesla (X1) Volkswagen (X7)
Currently Owned (7)- Aston Martin DB11 Volante, Ferrari 488 Pista Spider Mercedes-Benz AMG GTR, Mercedes-Benz E63 S AMG Wagon, Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG, Rolls Royce Ghost Black Badge, Smart Fortow Cabriolet, Volkswagen Beetle RSI,
Total Cars Owned- 104

Hello /cruise, I had the amazing experience of going on a Carnival Cruise that stopped at Mezumel, Ocho Rios, and Grand Cayman. Honestly I expected the cruise to be terrible in terms of living arrangements but I was honestly pretty shocked at how each room had its own private bathroom, decent space (okay it is a little cramped but it's a ship what do you expect), and great room service. It was an experience I'll talk about until I die, but I gotta say, I'm a resort guy now.
What really suprised me was not the foreign workers (Balkanites were the best btw), but their attitude and ignorance. For example I asked about buying the drink package on the third day and was rudely told they don't offer it anymore. Or how I was vaping 5 feet away from the casino area and told to go back to the slot machines. The worst is when I was talking to some girls and was told to move literally 3 feet down the bar because I was smoking a cigerrete. Or when I was vaping and was told I couldn't sit in the chairs because they thought it burned them, but when I told them it wouldn't he just said "fans". If you want to relax and smoke/vape without being sunburned or rained on they make you go to the casinos to pressure you into gambling; which I did not do.
The service was overall pretty good, the only issue was the cruise charging us $600 gratuity before we even got on the ship, then expecting us to tip. What's worse is we were idiots that did tip waiters, we got the same quality of service and no free drinks (despite being told by many that servers would slip us free drinks every now and then if we tipped well). This is the biggest frustration Americans have with European run services that want tips; if we optionally give you tips we expect something in return. This is why Americans LOVE Mexicans and Jamaicans, they know Americans better than Europeans ever will when it comes to service.
The constant events, and early excursions are such subjective issues, but I will say it's better to have them then to not and are a huge plus in my book.
I know it seems like I didn't enjoy it but I did, I was impressed by the living arrangements, room service, events, excursions, and the variety of food (which sadly was free and I did gain some weight). However I rarely went to the events and just enjoyed reading my foreign language book filled with stories to translate while vaping (I know, I'm a huge nerd).
I hope there are people who prefer cruises over resorts in here because I'm still on the fence about going on another one!

I haven't been on a cruise in years, college / other events etc. have pushed it back further and further. I am FINALLY going in December out of Orlando. I've been to Grand Cayman, Ochos Rios, and Cozumel. but not Belize or Costa Maya. Any recommendations?
Also, a weird question... The "LCD" TV's in the staterooms, my buddy and I booked a balcony room, do these have an HDMI port? I was thinking about bringing my Android TV or Nintendo Switch for when I'm trying to avoid losing in the Casino haha.

I'm 23 and 1 year out of college working in the real world. My friends and I are booking a cruise for our first "real world" vacation.
We're looking at taking the five day, May 9 Carnival out of Tampa to Cozumel and Grand Cayman. What kind of people will be on this cruise? Will it be mostly older people? We're looking to get a little rowdy, spend time by the pool, and spend time at the casino so we'd like to avoid an elderly cruise. Tampa seems like it might be older just because of all the retirees in the area.

I just got back from a week long W.Caribbean cruise with Royal Caribbean with stops in Cozumel, Grand Cayman and Jamaica. Since / poker has no in-depth cruise ship posts so I figured I'd give one a go.
Company: Royal Caribbean Ship: Navigator of the Seas

of Passengers: 2114

Poker: There was only one table, I think I was lucky to be on one that had a live dealer. Most of the 2p2 threads I had read had me expecting an E-table, on Navigator at least, this was not the case.
The play onboard was the worst I had ever seen. By default, they spread $1/3 with a 10% rake up to $15 taken every $5 (if that sentence was confusing: in a $45 pot, the dealer would take out $4.50). They have an option to spread 1/2 with a $10 rake, I petitioned the casino manager for it as soon as I heard. The min BI is $50 max $300 and you can buy in over $300 up to whatever the chip leader at the table has. The table didn't get going until at least 9pm and the casino shuts down at 2AM, if you're interested in a game, sit down with a drink at 9, chat with the dealer and whoever else wanders over, before you know it, you'll have a full table, 5 on the waiting list and a dozen more hovering around the table watching.
The only advice I can give is BE FRIENDLY and PLAY TIGHTLY. These are the worst players I had ever been on a table with. For example, I witnessed a kid limp/call me w/ AA and check all the way down on a K4T33ss board. You will learn very early that TPGK is the nuts, they will call you all the way down with 2nd pair, 3rd pair, and any gutshot. Conversely, you CANNOT BLUFF AT ALL SO DONT TRY. Are they getting aggressive preflop? They have a PP. They will jam with 77 just as easily preflop as AA and KK.
These guys are there to gamble a little, drink and have a good time. Don't laugh when, after sitting for 20 minutes, some guys asks the table if this is no limit. Also, try not to get frustrated with the slow play, I can't imagine we were averaging more than 20 hands/hour.
So relax, have a good time, chat it up with people from all over the world. If do all this and play tight, you can expect to pay for your cruise playing <4hrs/ night.
Feel free to ask any more questions about the casino, ports, or the ship itself. I had a blast and would highly recommend it.